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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/27/2020 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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A modern Mini weighs as much as my mid-size luxury sedan. That is all.

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:16

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Yeah, but you’re also comparing the larger four door model (with barn doors!).

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:22

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To be quite frank, im more impressed by the inverse comparation

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:30

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facw > Dusty Ventures 01/27/2020 at 17:36

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So what you are saying is that the 2008 Outback is basically a Corvette...

Dusty Ventures > facw 01/27/2020 at 17:37

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Of course not.

The 2008 Outback had a manual option

Milky > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:39

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I’ve been watching some Grand Tour again. When James May said the Miata isn’t a true sports car because of added features / weight, my eyes rolled so hard.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:42

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Real thicc boi hours

Dusty Ventures > Milky 01/27/2020 at 17:44

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1990 Miata: 2,1,40 lbs
2000 Miata: 2,332 lbs
2010 Miata: 2,480 lbs
2020 Miata: 2,337 lbs

It’s actually lost weight in the last 10 years

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 01/27/2020 at 17:48

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I think comparing a hybrid is a little unfair

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:50

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you’re unfair

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 01/27/2020 at 17:51

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My car is also a four door, but if you want a different comparison a modern two-door Mini weighs as much as a six cylinder E46 sedan.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 01/27/2020 at 17:53

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life’s unfair

Milky > Dusty Ventures 01/27/2020 at 17:54

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Yea, not the best car to make a weight argument against.  

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 17:56

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Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 18:00

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Oh yeah, this game. This is my go to

You can get a C hallenger that’s heavier than an Odyssey.

Long_Voyager94 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 18:06

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1994 Grand Voyager: 3, 530 lbs

2018 Grand Caravan: 4,483 lbs

Nothing like tacking on almost 1k lbs.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Dusty Ventures 01/27/2020 at 18:14

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Burn of the day

Dusty Ventures > For Sweden 01/27/2020 at 18:20

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Long_Voyager94 01/27/2020 at 18:24

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To be fair to the new ones, those K vans were basically made of tinfoil and cardboard though

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dusty Ventures 01/27/2020 at 19:02

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BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2020 at 19:15

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Mine’s heavier than the current 540i 

Long_Voyager94 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/28/2020 at 06:39

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It’s not like the new ones are built anymore solid.

Frankly, the old ones feel better built.

Also, they’re not K vans, they’re AS vans.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Long_Voyager94 01/28/2020 at 13:27

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Sure, but if you wrecked the modern one you’d probably be uninjured

Long_Voyager94 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/28/2020 at 15:59

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Eh, I’ve seen the result of a 90s van going head on with a 3/4 ton truck. I actually bought it for a parts vehicle, the driver walked away unscathed.